I don’t know who you are, but if you haven’t heard, my friend and I have been hanging out at the patio furniture store for about two weeks.
The guy at the counter is a real jerk, but he’s also a good guy.
The last time we got into a fight, I threw a chair and the guy took it out of his hands.
If I had a knife, I would have cut him.
We didn’t fight.
In fact, I’m not sure I ever got a fight.
We were hanging out in the living room, just hanging out, and one of my friends came over and told me she had just found me a new bed.
I looked at her and said, “What?” I don