You know how it is with my friends. – A friend

I don’t know who you are, but if you haven’t heard, my friend and I have been hanging out at the patio furniture store for about two weeks.

The guy at the counter is a real jerk, but he’s also a good guy.

The last time we got into a fight, I threw a chair and the guy took it out of his hands.

If I had a knife, I would have cut him.

We didn’t fight.

In fact, I’m not sure I ever got a fight.

We were hanging out in the living room, just hanging out, and one of my friends came over and told me she had just found me a new bed.

I looked at her and said, “What?” I don